The Dyke Me$$iah

Messiah of the gays.

bunjywunjy:

isnerdy:

memcjo:

wearethesparkk:

cassandor:

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

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rainbow mountains (peru)

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red soil (canada/PEI)

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rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

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bioluminescent waves

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northern lights (canada)

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salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

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and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:


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Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar


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Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)


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Chocolate Hills, Philippines


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Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

Earth is effing amazing!

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Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

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Lake Retba, Senegal

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Tepui, Venezuela

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Tianzi Mountains, China

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

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(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

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(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

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(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

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(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

(Source: cassandor)

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

(Source: twilightisgaynow)

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